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		<title>Kiss</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so &#8230; <a href="http://jasonbherald.com/2012/01/18/kiss/" class="more-link">Learn more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Resolutions</title>
		<description><![CDATA[2011 was an interesting year as I watch my kids get older and the new dog grow pretty quick I &#8230; <a href="http://jasonbherald.com/2012/01/01/resolutions-2/" class="more-link">Learn more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Mensa</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Washington Post&#8217;s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, &#8230; <a href="http://jasonbherald.com/2011/12/19/mensa/" class="more-link">Learn more</a>]]></description>
		<link>http://jasonbherald.com/2011/12/19/mensa/</link>
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		<title>Cab</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From a co-worker A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City. The taxi driver, who &#8230; <a href="http://jasonbherald.com/2011/12/19/cab/" class="more-link">Learn more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Drank Driving</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way &#8230; <a href="http://jasonbherald.com/2011/12/16/drank-driving/" class="more-link">Learn more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Let the right one in</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just got off the phone with a guy living in northern Michigan near the Canada border. He said that since &#8230; <a href="http://jasonbherald.com/2011/12/13/let-the-right-one-in/" class="more-link">Learn more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man in Arizona calls his son in New York the day before Christmas Eve and says, &#8220;I hate to &#8230; <a href="http://jasonbherald.com/2011/12/08/christmas/" class="more-link">Learn more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Swigingin in the Rain</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets &#8230; <a href="http://jasonbherald.com/2011/12/06/swigingin-in-the-rain/" class="more-link">Learn more</a>]]></description>
		<link>http://jasonbherald.com/2011/12/06/swigingin-in-the-rain/</link>
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		<title>Costume Party</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told &#8230; <a href="http://jasonbherald.com/2011/10/29/costume-party/" class="more-link">Learn more</a>]]></description>
		<link>http://jasonbherald.com/2011/10/29/costume-party/</link>
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		<title>Underware</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s an old sea story about a ship&#8217;s Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that &#8230; <a href="http://jasonbherald.com/2011/10/28/underware/" class="more-link">Learn more</a>]]></description>
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