As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
… Well, I have done something about it: a couple of nights ago I was out for a few drinks with some pals and had a few too many adult beverages. Realizing full well that I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I’ve never done before – I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident which was a real surprise, since I had never driven a bus before and am not even sure where I got this one.