Reverend Bubba was the part-time pastor of the local Baptist Church and Pastor Leeroy was the minister of the Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:
The End is Near
Turn Your Self Around Now
Before Its Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, ‘Get a life You religious nuts!’
Suddenly from the curve they heard screeching tires and then a big splash..
Bubba turns to Leeroy and asks, ‘Do you think maybe the sign should just say…..’Bridge Out?’