Sent to me by a co-worker
A first grade teacher presented each child in her classroom with the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to complete the remainder
1 Don’t change horses until they stop running
2 Strike while the bug is close
3 It’s always darkest before Daylight Saving Time
4 Never under estimate the power oftermites
5 You can lead a horse to water, but how?
6 Don’t bite the hand that looks dirty
7 No news is impossible
8 A miss is as good as a Mr
9 You can’t teach an old dog new math
10 If you lie down with dogs, you’ll stink in the morning
11 Love all, trust me
12 The pen is mightier than the pigs
13 An idle mind is the best way to relax
14 Where there’s smoke there’s pollution
15 Happy is the bride who gets all the presents
16 A penny saved is not much
17 Two’s company, three’s the Musketeers
18 Don’t put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed
19 Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose
20 There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder
21 Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded
22 If at first you don’t succeed get new batteries
23 You get out of something only what you see in the picture on the box
24 When the blind lead the blind get out of the way
And the WINNER:
25 Better late than pregnant!