Paul and Mary get married but couldn’t afford a honeymoon – so they go back to Paul’s Mom and Dad’s house for their first night together.
In the morning Johnny – Paul’s little brother – gets up and has his breakfast..
As he is going out of the door to go to school – he asks his mom if Paul and Mary are up yet.
She replies – No..
Johnny asks – Do you know what I think ?
His mom replies – I don’t want to hear what you think ! Just go to school.
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom – Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
She replies – No.
Johnny says – Do you know what I think ?
His mom replies – Never mind what you think ! Eat your lunch and go back to school ….
After school – Johnny comes home and asks again – Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
His mom says – No.
He asks – Do you know what I think ?
His mom replies – Ok – now tell me what you
think
He says – Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think.. I gave him my airplane glue.