A Pastor and his deacons were constantly bickering and fighting over the course of the church so one day the Pastor prayed and looked to the bible for an answer.
Later that day he called his entire staff together outside the front of the church.
There sat a car with a bible on the hood and the preacher declared “Everyone who is for this church and for the Lord get in the car.”
One by one the zelous deacons piled into the front and back of the car until they could barely shut the doors.
Finally, one deacon spoke up and said “Pastor what does this have to do with the problems we have been having?”
To which the pastor replied with a smirk “Now that you are all in one Accord work it out and I will unlock the doors.”